Important Seasonal Announcement

Please note that this year, owing to the demonstrable risks posed by the presence of

• swans, swimming (7)
  
• geese, laying (6)
  
• birds, calling (4)
  
• hens, French (3)
  
• doves, turtle (2)
  
• partridges, roosting (1)

the Days Of Christmas have been reduced to six.

In response to popular outcry, however, the pear tree will be made available after the appropriate quarantine period. Please complete the appropriate application form (XM-A5) and statutory Declaration Of Need For Cheer (H0-H0H0), including medical documentation of Vitamin C deficiency or Seasonal Affective Disorder.