Confusion will be my Epitaph

Some headstones it'd be worth sticking round for:

• Bill O'Reilly - God finally cut his mike
• Dick Cheney - Hades' Board of Directors had a vacancy
• George Bush - Fertilising brush for the next generation to cut
• Rush Limbaugh - Viagra won't get me up now
• Bill Frist - Bast wanted a word
• Arnold Schwarzenegger - I won't be back
• Alberto Gonzales - Recalled, even though he couldn't recall

Now, Tom Delay? Karl Rove? Sean Hannity?