Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Confusion will be my Epitaph

Some headstones it'd be worth sticking round for:
  • Bill O'Reilly - God finally cut his mike
  • Dick Cheney - Hades' Board of Directors had a vacancy
  • George Bush - Fertilising brush for the next generation to cut
  • Rush Limbaugh - Viagra won't get me up now
  • Bill Frist - Bast wanted a word
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger - I won't be back
  • Alberto Gonzales - Recalled, even though he couldn't recall

Now, Tom Delay? Karl Rove? Sean Hannity?


At 5:22 PM, Blogger Anntichrist S. Coulter said...

Karl Rove: The REAL Prezident... and he kept Dumbya's sphinter dewy-fresh and smelling of Altoids for 20-some years.

At 5:25 PM, Blogger Anntichrist S. Coulter said...

Tom Delay: The Teflon-coated Kevlar "hair" that sheltered more crooked lobbyists than Dick Cheney's pants.

security code word: boyikzo... that has something to do with the Karl Rove post.

At 10:08 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Rove, now running things from hell

Hannity, he finally shut the hell up

Delay, he's still dead, we hope


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