Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Confusion will be my Epitaph

Some headstones it'd be worth sticking round for:
  • Bill O'Reilly - God finally cut his mike
  • Dick Cheney - Hades' Board of Directors had a vacancy
  • George Bush - Fertilising brush for the next generation to cut
  • Rush Limbaugh - Viagra won't get me up now
  • Bill Frist - Bast wanted a word
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger - I won't be back
  • Alberto Gonzales - Recalled, even though he couldn't recall

Now, Tom Delay? Karl Rove? Sean Hannity?